HIM
- Minted
- 2025
- Expression
- Stern
- Accessories
- None
- Storage
- Drawer
- Iconic
- Yes
MAISON MELANIA
The Mint Issue — EST. 2026
Elegance. Grace. Legacy.
The three house codes, engraved forever
“He minted first. She minted better.”
Compliments paid: 0
Exclusive
The coin that married up and up
House Approved
SEEN AT THE MET: $MELANIACOINELEGANCE. GRACE. LEGACY.THE DRAWER IS NOT AN ACCESSORYHE MINTED FIRST. SHE MINTED BETTER.THE FIRST COUPLE OF THE BLOCKCHAIN
Page 04 — The Union
Two mints. One dynasty.
Keep scrolling. They've waited since 2025.
The Dynasty Medal
The Wedding Vows
He vowed to hold. She vowed to pump.
The prenup: 0% tax. She keeps the keys.
Vows renewed: 0
The first couple of the blockchain.
Page 06 — The Scorecard
His & Hers
A loving comparison. Nobody is roasted. One party simply glows.
HER
- Minted
- EST. 2026
- Expression
- Knows something you don’t
- Accessories
- Laurels, stars, better hair
- Storage
- History
- Iconic
- Obviously
The Verdict
Separately famous. Together unstoppable. But the elegance? She carries it.
The Estate
Assets of the House
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
One billion. She does not do small numbers.
Tax
0 / 0
Taxes are for people without prenups.
Liquidity
Burned
Burned. Like the guest list of 2020.
Chain
Solana
Fast, cheap, fabulous. Naturally.
The Collection
Spring / Summer 2026
Six pieces. Zero utility. Infinite poise.
The Vows
Till dump do us part.
The Walk
She entered the chart from the left. Iconic.
The Morning Routine
Wake up. Check chart. Remain unbothered.
The Utility Drawer
Curated. Minimal. Empty. Exclusive.
Afternoon Tea
She does not chase pumps. Pumps RSVP.
The Garden at Dusk
He minted first. She minted better.
The Atelier
Be Engraved Into History
Upload a portrait. Our engravers will strike you in silver, as is tradition for anyone the House deems sufficiently fabulous.
1. The subject
2. The frame
3. The adornment
The Boutique
How to Be Admitted
Four steps. No velvet rope. Everyone is on the list -- for now.
- I
Acquire the Wallet
Phantom or Solflare. A lady never arrives without her handbag.
- II
Fund with SOL
Transfer SOL from your exchange. Consider it your dowry.
- III
Visit the Boutique
Open Pump.fun, paste the contract address. No appointment necessary.
- IV
Swap with Grace
Exchange SOL for $MELANIA. Slippage is so unbecoming -- keep it modest.
Interlude Deux
Runway Rush
Glide the clutch along the runway. Catch pearls, roses and $MELANIA coins. Avoid the red tape -- it is simply not couture.
Arrows / drag to move
The Salon
Join the Inner Circle
The Salon whispers only on X. There is no Telegram -- a lady never gives out her private number.